A BUREAUCRAT AND SHEEP

A bureaucrat was hiking when he came upon a shepred tending a large flock. The bureaucrat took a fancy to the sheep and asked the shepred.,” If I Can guess how many there are, may I hane one >” the shepred thought it unlikely the man would guess the exact number so he agreed.

The bureaucrat guessed,” You have 287 sheep.” The sheepred was astonished, since this was exacly right.

“ Can I pick up my sheep now ?” asked the bureaucrat. The sheepred grudgingly gave his permission. Selecting one, The bureaucrat slut it over his soulders to carry home.

The shepred got an idea. “ If I guess your occupation,” he said,” my I have my sheep back ?” The bureaucrat was surprised, but figured there was little chance of the shepred guessting coreectly, so he went along. “ You are a The bureaucrat.” Announced the shepred.

Amazed, The bureaucrat said,” How did you know ?”

The shepred replied,” Put the dog down and we’ll talk about it.”

Mokele Mbe Mbe Monster

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Loch Ness Monster

Origins

Loch Ness

The term "monster" was reportedly applied for the first time to the creature on 2 May 1933 by Alex Campbell, the water bailiff for Loch Ness and a part-time journalist, in a report in The Inverness Courier. On 4 August 1933, the Courier published as a full news item the assertion of a London man, George Spicer, that a few weeks earlier while motoring around the Loch, he and his wife had seen "the nearest approach to a dragon or pre-historic animal that I have ever seen in my life", trundling across the road toward the Loch carrying "an animal" in its mouth. Other letters began appearing in the Courier, often anonymously, with claims of land or water sightings, either on the writer's part or on the parts of family, acquaintances or stories they remembered being told. These stories soon reached the national (and later the international) press, which described a "monster fish", "sea serpent", or "dragon", eventually settling on "Loch Ness Monster". On 6 December 1933 the first purported photograph of the monster, taken by Hugh Gray, was published in the Daily Express, and shortly after the creature received official notice when the Secretary of State for Scotland ordered the police to prevent any attacks on it. In 1934, interest was further sparked by what is known as The Surgeon's Photograph. In the same year R. T. Gould published a book  the first of many that describe the author's personal investigation and collected record of additional reports pre-dating 1933. Other authors have claimed that sightings of the monster go as far back as the 6th century (see below).

I LIKE TOKUSATSU

Tokusatsu Is a entertainment in tv. And this genre is heroes who make mask. Also have many special effect in fight acting. Tokusastsu was from Japan and have many generation. Tokusastsu just for kid. But when time to time, tokusatsu also was wacthed by people. Tokusatsu was be big industry. Many nation sell ther product of tokusatsu. USA sell frinchese of power ranger from super sentai, Masked Rider from kamen rider, and Metal hero. 

In Indonesia, many genre tokusatsu whose imported by this nation. Ultraman, Kamen Rider, and super sentai very much in tv. Since about 1960, several long-running television-series have combined various other themes.Tsuburaya production has had the ultra series starting with ultraman  in 1966. began their foray into in 1966 

Toe company has several series that fall under their category of programming, starting in 1961 with the single series,. Then, they produced several other long running series, starting with kamen rider in 1971, the super sentai series in 1975, the metal heroes in 1982, 

In 2006, garo was released, and it was eventually followed by other television series and films set in the Garo universe. Other mature late-night tokusatsu dramas followed.

WHY WE WANT YOU TO BE SUCCESS ?

Succes Is our dreams. Many people have anything dreams. And different because many purpose whose wanted by people. Such us you want to success at bussines. But your friend want to be a doctor, pilot, dentist, teacher, lecturer, manager, etc. 

But people usually was name success if they were be rich. They have many money. They lived so easy. Anything he could buy with their hand. They could help poor man, children who didn’t have parent, help distirc and nation. So many reason you have to be rich. 

Some people said that to be rich is not good condition. Because they think rich man usually use their money to glamour, playing with many beuatifull woman, and use criminal condition.

They said that the good condition in poor more than rich condition.

My brothers and sisters, many person confuse when they haven’t money. Many criminal suddenly because they haven’t money. Robber stole many money in bank and home because they haven’t money. He also kill very cruel. 

Many rich people said that they want make many person to be rich. Because if many person was be rich, they more be rich. They have many link. They have many helping. They have anything whose they want. They have many friends.

Written And Language Original By Nalis 

Funny Experience

When I was nine, I went to Jogjakarta with my friends. That’s holiday time after the hard exam in class. And I could pass the exam so success. I got the winner of the rank. My teacher was very proud of me. But they didn’t give me the bonuss. 

My school at elementary now is’nt exist althought there were some student there. Because of little rank of student, my school was closed. I was so sad when I heard my elementary school was so closed. Some student finally studied in the government school beside my school. 

People always called my elementary school with funny word. That’s word could me laught so coudly. They called “ IMPRESS.” I didn’t know why they called that’s word. Finally, that’s word was so bad in our ears.

My teacher was so funny, smart, and energic. There were so handsome, and standart. But they very friendly. They gave very much lesson for their children was named their beloved student. I remembered the nama of my headmaster of my elementary school. His nama was Tumino Iswanto. He was so smart person. He could lead so smart. There were not internal conflict by teachers. He lead so smart and amazing leader. He also was be smart father for their children in home. He can teach anyting, mathematic, English, etc.

My elementary school was in Street Kenduren Raya, Wedung, Demak City, Distric Central Java, Indonesia. I lived in Demak when I was child. I was so happy when I got have many friends who could playing so friendly. I could joke with them. Because they very so friendly. 

In June 2002, That’s time of world cup in South Korea and Japan. I cried that Italy was closed by South Korea. I didn’t believe that Korea could win. That’s so shame full for Italy. And I hate so much Brazil, who win the word of cup in 2002.

In Holiday, we went to Jogja to Holiday. I slept in bus. I am the village person. And I was not allways in bus so when I am in bus, that’s so hurt for me. I hated bus and I liked motorcycle so much.

I visited The museum in Magelang. That’s not interesting for me because I just look planes at the dead condition. After that, I visited Prambanan temple in Jogjakarta. There many temple so history. I was so happy. There many tourist there. When I meet the beautifull tourist from Holland, 

She said,” I am from Holland, You very Handsome and sweet. Who is your parent ? Your father probably so handsome. Your mother probably so sweet. What is your name ?”

“ Nalis, I am Javanese. Javanese People was famous that they very sweet and so friendly. That’s so famous, Sis.”

After Prambanan, we visited Beach whose named Parang Tritis. There we played so much. We played football. We played anyting. When We buy meetball, sundenlly meetball was so cooled because the wind so strong. And We didn’t look the teachers there. We are five. So we look for them and many student. We didn’t get them. We cried so couldly. So some police got ours. And they bring to the teacher. They knew that we are tourist. 

English Edition And Original By Nalis